The Weirdest Dog Bark Ever by Rusty

Hi! It’s me! Rusty! It’s awesome that you’re here!

One of my people’s had a weird idea. We went and played in a giant (and I mean GIANT) kitty litter box! Well there was no actual box, but there was sand EVERYWHERE!

Look at it! How awesome does that look?

There were lots of tall sand hills, and if I ran to the top I could do the fastest zooms back down the hill! It was so awesome! I actually didn’t even smell a cat around, which was a relief because I am not sure how big a cat a would be that would need that much sand to poop in – but I reckon that I don’t want to find out!

I’m winning!

Anyway! Back to my zooms! I don’t have an official record of how fast I was because speed and time are a matter of perspective, but from my perspective my zooms were the awesomest ever! Even Milo agreed!

Look at Milo getting zoomy!!

There were lots of bushes and trees around the cat litter hills. We smelled some small stuff, but like I said, no cats! Thank dog! But there were birds and a boobplesnoot must’ve crossed by the night before. I smelled lots of peoples – maybe they chased all the cats away.

There was plenty of room for me to kick Milo’s butt in a dog wrestle!
I’ve been working on my war face. Is it awesome yet?

Our person took us the litter hills for like 7 days in a row. It was so awesome! I am still finding sand in places that I didn’t know it could get! How do cats deal with that all the time? Is that why they are grumpy? Anyway, it’s been a few days since we went and I am working hard on getting my paws clean still. But don’t let that you stop from visiting the sand litter hills.

The ZOOMS are totally worth it!! OH! You can dig…a lot! And wherever you want! It’s so awesome! Go visit!

There was a booplesnoot here!!

All of July – All in Oregon

All of July. All in Oregon.

July was an interesting month for us here at Write on the Road. There was a lot of travel. Correction – there was a lot of driving.

Lakeside, OR
to Prineville, OR
to Portland, OR to
Prineville, OR to
Madras, OR to
Grants Pass, OR
to Lakeside, OR
to Prineville, OR to
Mitchell, OR to
Prospect, OR
to Grants Pass, OR
Ugh. I want out of Oregon for awhile!

The month was filled with doctor appointments, family visits, and family emergencies. It’s not what we had in mind when we decided to travel full time, but there it is…life.

It wasn’t all errands though. We went swimming, we saw cool stuff, we saw scary stuff, and beautiful stuff. Because there it is…life.

Just a deer running by our front door in Lakeside, OR

Crooked River near Prineville, OR

Old Highway tunnel near Madras, OR

This is what we call a No Thanks.

A fairly naked Mt. Hood

Interesting way the trees fell (or the Blair Witch is moving on to larger and more challenging designs.) near Mt. Hood.

A banana split bus! I hate bananas, but I like the split. Oh. Wait.

A TARDIS bus stop. I am officially jealous of these kids!

This School Bus Stop is the property of …. jealous. So jealous.

John Day River near Mitchell, OR.

Chasing sticks…

I got it! I got it!

I thtill gots it! I thtill gots it!

I see a little silhouette of a bird · Scaracutie, Scaracutie, will you do the chirpdango?

I haven’t see one of these in ages! Is that a bird? A plane?

It’s Superman! An illegal immigrant here to save our asses!

A long-awaited trip to Crater Lake..

Wizards Island in Crater Lake…through the smoke.

Fire Information. It’s hot. And it’s everywhere.

The Ghost Ship Island in Crater Lake. I think we’ll go back when the smoke clears. 

Welcome to August. Hoping for less driving and more travel!


1st Amendment for the 14th Amendment – Portland, Oregon

First Amendment.
An amendment to the U.S. Constitution is a part of the United States Bill of Rights that protects freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of assembly, freedom of the press, and right to petition.

Fourteenth Amendment.
An amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ratified in 1868, defining national citizenship and forbidding the states to restrict the basic rights of citizens or other persons.

North Park Blocks, Portland, Oregon 6/30/2018

Asylum is not illegal.

They really do care. Do u?


Thank you for your service and patriotism.


Damn liberals spreading their hate again…

Teaching them real family values.

… if this doesn’t remind you that little brown kids are actually LIVING this way, then you need to fix your inner-rectum craniumitis.


Silence = Complicity

I like my country like I like my whiskey. Neat. No ICE.

Totally unpresidented. No ones talking about this. We need to talk about this. It’s tremendous. Yuge.




Rusty says end zero tolerance!!

Milo thinks that if he doesn’t need a cage, then a child really doesn’t need one!


Learn more here.

The Wildest Bark Review Yet – Dog Blog by Rusty and Milo

The Wildest Bark Review Yet by Rusty and Milo

Rogue River – Siskiyou National Forest

Hi there! Sir Rusty Fluffy Butt here.

I just pooped in there…maybe not the best photo op, okay?

Dog barks always have fences, it’s some sort of dumb human rule. But 21 days ago the peoples took us to a place that was so awesome that there are just not enough paws to rate it…but I will try.

There was no fence. None. No gate. No walls. Nada. Nothing. It was awesome! The peoples took our leashes off. We were naked and we could go wherever we wanted with nothing to stop us. It was so barking awesome!

Did you smell this? Wait, did you smell this? OMG – did you smell THIS?

Hey! Milo here! Hi! Do you have kibbles?

Okay…do I smell what I think I smell?

So, okay, did Rusty tell you about all the picnic table obstacles to jump on, and the trees, and the tall grass, and the circle to run in… Okay, I bet he really forgot the best part of the no-fence dog bark – THE WATER!

I’m doing my best Fezzik impersonation.

So, I went swimming. Okay. And then I went swimming again. And do you know what the best part was? It was when Rusty fell in!

Okay, just look at me! Cool, right?

Okay, I caught a tree-bone in the wet rover and Rusty is jealous!

Rusty back again.

Forest bark zooms are the most awesome.

As I was saying before I got interrupted by the dumb blonde…we could run wherever we wanted to, but we stayed close by because there are treats in the glove-box. I’m sure there are plenty of awesome treats in the forest, but we don’t have to work as hard for the ones from the peoples..and they have beds. There are no beds in the forest.

But there were so many trees, and rocks, and water (I didn’t fall in, I slid down all awesome-like)! There were so many awesome smells too! Squirrels, raccoons, deer, elk, bears, cats, other dogs, grass, birds, flowers, bushes, trees, water, fishes. It was the most awesome thing. Ever. If you have never been to an awesome forest dog bark, you need to go. Now.

Before I slid in all awesome-like…

Okay, listen, Milo here.

Okay, where are you going?

Rusty is missing the best parts of the dog forest bark. The racetrack. It is all paved like the sidewalks by houses, but it’s in a circle and and Rusty ain’t fast enough. So, maybe we should be nice to the OLD dogs like Rusty. They get confused at the difference between falling and “sliding” but he’s right about going. If you have never been to a forest bark you should go.

That’s the circle track right there! I’m just there sniffing myself up for the race!

Also, we met this other doggo named Sam. So, okay, Sam was a nice doggo, but he’s a bit of a show off with his fancy metal see-through doghouse and his always doing EVERYTHING his peoples said. Whatever.

He looked a lot like Max. Wait a minute…was he indognito? 

OLD guy here.

Sam (or Max) has got nothing on me!

I may be older than Milo, but I’m also smarter, cuter, fluffier, and mom loves me more…because I’m awesome. But the yellow kitten has a point. Go visit your forest bark. Stay awhile. (Take all your people stuff back home with you!)  And have some awesome fun!

Sir Rusty Fluffy Butt gives the forest barks all four paws and an awesome fluffy tail!

Okay, Milo again.

So, okay, this was the best tree-bone ever!

I give the dog forest all 4 paws and waggly tail-thump of approval. This may be the best dog bark yet.

Just look at it! So much grey!

The fluffy redhead is back...

The grey, grey grass and the black and white flowers…so awesome.

I just wanted to point out that this forest bark is rated eight paws and two tails! Best and wildest bark review yet!

Rogue River – Siskiyou National Forest

Pack it in. Pack it out.


Seeking Bliss – Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest, Oregon

Seeking Bliss

Even living the amazing RV lifestyle that we live can be stressful at times, and at other times just downright crappy. We do still have family, health issues, and other responsibilities. Due to that we have been back in Oregon since the beginning of March and pretty stationary in Coos County area. It’s not ideal for writing a travel blog to not really be traveling. So, let’s get away! Go off grid for a few days, recharge our batteries, and ignore stress! Yes!

Look at this blissful place!

Don’t you just want to roll around in it?

Back before we ever owned a travel trailer, we liked to tent camp in the Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest in the southwestern part of the state. There are multiple small forest service campgrounds that range from free to $10 a night for primitive campsites. These campsites come with a picnic table, a fire ring, and the sound of water flowing by. And that is exactly what we need. 

Our peaceful home for the next few days !

The bubbling creek right outside our window.

4:00 p.m. Thursday.
We arrived at Daphne Grove campground. The campground is empty; they don’t even have a host yet! It is still the off-season, and I couldn’t be happier about it. There is NO ONE around, and it is amazing. No noise, other than birds and rivers. No country music blaring from a local. No kids yelling. No dogs barking. Our dogs can run off leash. I think it took exactly 30 seconds for the stress weight to lift from my shoulders. I have found bliss – and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it for three days!

Slow your breathing down to come and go with the trees in the breeze.

This moss hangs from the trees. It sways gently with the breeze like an exotic hula dancer.

7:00 p.m. Thursday.
Another camper has arrived…and decided to set up in the site directly next to ours. The entire campground is empty. They moved in beside us. They pissed on my bliss. 

little bastard

7:21 p.m. Thursday.
Our new neighbors have finally managed to park their 5th wheel and turned off their loud, stinky diesel truck. 

7:30 p.m Thursday.
Their dog barked. Then our dogs barked. I miss bliss.

8:00 p.m. Thursday.
They started the diesel truck again, left for 20 minutes. Came back with freshly cut firewood. Unloaded truck. Thump. Thump. Thump.

8:03 p.m. Thursday.
Thump. I need a drink.

8:05 p.m. Thursday.
Turned off the diesel truck. Chop. Chop. Chop.

8:10 p.m. Thursday.
They have an air pump.

8:15 p.m. Thursday.
They have a ridiculously slow air pump? Maybe another drink.

8:19 p.m. Thursday.
Air pump! They must be inflating their blowup doll friends, because they can’t have real friends –  no real person would be able to stand the amount of noise they make.

8:30 p.m. Thursday.
Cling. Clang. They’re making dinner. Vodka understands my pain.

8:35 p.m. Thursday. *eye twitching*
I’m pretty sure I just heard them crunching their potato chips.

…she was possessed. I’m pretty sure that I’m not.

8:46 p.m. ThursdaySlursday.
Their dag borked. Our dogs barked. Cranberry juice with vodka make it goods for you.

8:62 p.m. Thorsday.
They have big fire in fire pitch. Chop. Chup. Chump the firewood.

9:06 p.m.s.
Almost out of cranberry juice. Better double the voodkas.

9:18 p.m.
Imma go bed.

6:45 a.m.
Ran our generator for half an hour. Revenge can be blissful, too. 

Public Service Announcement #1
 RVer’s (and tent campers) HATE it when you park next to them and you don’t have to!

Public Service Announcement #2
Mixing cranberry juice with your vodka does not make it good for you.


Coos Bay Boardwalk – A Dog Bark (sort of) Review by Milo

Coos Bay Boardwalk in Coos Bay, Oregon

Hello everybody!! It’s Milo here! Okay, so we’ve been to a few dog barks in the past 49 weeks, but they were ones that we have already given paws to, so I decided to tap out a review of the boardwalk in the Coos Bay place that is our old home.

This is me, Milo. Okay, so I tried out a new ear style, but I don’t think I like it. What do you think?

Okay, so on the boardwalk you have to keep your leash clothes on, but there were so many cool things to sniff that I didn’t even pay that much attention to it, really. 

This was a cool spot with doggo pee and a hint of gull poop.

There were big metal things that the peoples called training cars. I don’t like to train unless there are treats involved, but training with treats and cars could be cool.

I didn’t smell any treats in the training cars.

The smells on the boardwalk are to bark for! So, it’s salt and water and fish and people and dogs and wood and food and birds. It was great! Oh! Speaking of water, make sure to drink lots before you go because you won’t like all the salt in the water there. My human mom sometimes has salt with her gold water, I wonder if that tastes like yuck, too?

Birds! I love birds. Especially when they drop food! But sometimes you get surprised because it’s actually poop.

Fish foods! My people’s don’t let me eat fish foods, but it smells good.

This guy seemed a little fishy, though.

Follow your noses!

Okay, so there were sidewalks made from trees, and there are even sidewalks ON THE WATER! And there were water cars! Can you believe that? I need to go for a ride on a water car, okay?! I have put this #1 on my barket list! Right after #7 which is to eat all the foods.

Tree butt spots, too!

And it smelled good, too! Rusty found a really good smell right there. I was jealous.

Those are sidewalks between the boats. I mean…sometimes the peoples can be smarter than they look, okay?

You can walk on water. It’s just…I just…woof.

So okay, I think that you should go visit the Coos Bay Boardwalk and take your doggo’s with you. It’s a fun time! I give it two paws, but just because I couldn’t take my leash clothes off for some good boardwalk zooms.

OH! Did you know that you can follow me and Rusty on Facebook?  Well, you can.

Dog Bark Review by Rusty – Yucca Valley, CA

Dog Bark Review by Rusty – Essig City Park, Yucca Valley, CA

Okay, so it’s me, Rusty!

Okay, so our people’s took us to a new dog bark. But it wasn’t new! We had actually been there like seven years ago…or a year ago, I can’t remember. But it was still awesome!

Inside this fence is a leash-free zone!

It’s at a place called Essig Bark in Yucky Valley, CA.

Oh my god, oh my god…I haven’t smelled his butt before!

There are a couple of butt spots for the peoples, but not much shade. It’s in the dry land so it could get pretty hot there at times, okay? Be careful of your paws on the hot ground. There is a water fountain that is dog sized, and most importantly there is a lot of other dogs that want to run and play!

Okay, this dog is totally trying to copy my butt-fro.

Even Milo noticed the wanna be butt-fro and he isn’t very observant.

Okay, so I’m back there laughing my butt-fro off!

New friends are awesome! And I can always tell which ones are going to be friends with me because their butts smell the bestest.

Okay, so I need to remember when I go to dog barks that I am not a young pup anymore. I was exhausted!

This dog bark was awesome, but since there isn’t much shade, and only little trees, I am going to give this dog bark just 2 paws. But if we come back in another seven years I will see how big the trees are then and maybe I could add another paw!

Essig City Park
8300 Warren Vista Ave
Yucca Valley, CA


Rotary Park Dog Bark Review by Milo – Bullhead City, Arizona

Rotary Park – Bullhead City, AZ

Hey, it’s me, Milo! Rub my belly while you’re here!

So, okay, this is the mostest amazing review of a doggie bark ever! The doggo bark of Rotary Park in Bullhead City Arizona will make you think you’ve crossed over the rainbow bridge… It might even be better than bacon… wait, okay, maybe that’s a bit much, maybe not better than bacon, but almost!

Rusty and I had almost forgotten about this place our peoples took us to long ago (before they let us write our own blogs) but we went again, and it is the greatest place for zooms, and new friends, and play. At first, okay, it looks like any other little dog bark. There’s the fencing, and the gates going in, and little doggo friends that come say hello as you arrive. But then, inside, it is like nirvana.


They have tables, and benches, and a dog-bone shaped water fountain that the water spits out and rains down on you from a fire hydrant! They have tunnels to run through, and things to climb up, and things to jump through. They even have a doggo teeter-totter (I’m not sure what this word is but I heard my peoples use it).

Doggo tunnel!

Doggo teeter-totter…am I doing this right?

So, okay, there’s plenty of grass area for the fastest of zooms, and for those that like to play fetch. There’s two different dog-sized water fountains. Oh, for you humans, they even have a big table in the shade. My peoples gave big doggie-sized smiles when one explained that all the bricks around one of the trees are memorial bricks made by humans for Doggies that have gone across the rainbow bridge. Okay, so I almost got teary-eyed.

I’m not crying, you’re crying…oh, okay, maybe it’s just the water!

Even Rusty thinks this place is amazing! He couldn’t stop himself from zooming around with any doggo that wanted to play! Me and my peoples played on the teeter-totter thing and ran through the water fountains.

Rusty is the fastest at zooms!!

This doggo loved sliding on his frisbee in the water bone.

Showers for doggo’s.

Okay, before you ask, NO! I was not having a dream during the afternoon snoozle.

This was the real deal. I know, because our people’s took us there a few times now! So really, I promise my doggie friends everywhere, this really is the bestest, greatest, most amazing dog bark we’ve found yet! So, make your people’s take you, okay, just avoid the little dog named Charlie, and you’ll have the greatest best time ever!

I was getting tired but the doggo water bone is just so much fun to play in!

You run up this. Then sit on this. Then run down this.

This one was steep…I was a little scaredy-cat, but then I decided…No. I am a brave doggo!

So, okay, I was going to give this place 4 out of 4 paws, but because Rusty says it’s the greatest too, we’ve decided that this dog bark gets 8 out of 8 paws!

Rotary Park
2315 Balboa Drive
Bullhead City, AZ 86442

LL Stub Stewart Oregon State Park Dog Bark Review by Rusty

LL Stub Stewart Oregon State Park Dog Bark
Review by Rusty


Hey! It’s me, Rusty! 

Somewhere close to Porkland, Oregonegone is a camping place called LL ‘Stub’ Stewart State Bark. 

Pet Exercise Area? Exercise? Is that a fat joke?

Our people took us there to sleep for many naps. In between naps we got to go run in the dog bark!

You can see the pale sky ball from the dog park sometimes!

Awesome Hide-n-go seek at this dog bark! Can you find me?

Milo’s turn to hide! Awesome!

Peoples usually let you play longer at the dog bark when there are butt spots!

This dog bark didn’t have any toys, but it was big and there was a big hill to run up and down! Going down makes you go fast!

Look how fast I am going! It was awesome!!

Heh heh. Derp Milo.

More awesome derping!

There was also a weird knock-knocking sound – and you all know how terrifying knock-knocks can be!  Turned out to be a bird!

Have knock-knocks always been birds? Do they think it’s awesome? Not awesome, birds.

I give this dog bark a solid 3 paws! It’s just so fast and that’s awesome! Take your dogs there and they can run fast too!

Milo found an awesome treebone!

This was an awesome spot! It smelled like 4 dogs, 1 cat, and a deer. All in the same place! How awesome is that?

The people’s said it was time to take them home…what an awesome visit to the dog bark!

Fall In Love with Highway 22

Fall In Love with Highway 22

There are two state parks along highway 22 in Oregon, as well as a buttload of forest service parks – and the drive is breathtakingly beautiful in the fall.

Seriously…an buttload of forest service parks.

Silver Falls

Oregon’s Silver Falls State Park is located about 45 miles northeast of Salem. The park is enormous with beautiful hiking trails, including the Trail of Ten Falls. The most visited waterfall is the South Falls, which you can hike behind.

South Falls

South Falls….falling south

The trail leading behind the south falls, to the elephant graveyard… #alternativefacts

A lot of the main trails are off limits to pets, but there are over 35 miles of backcountry trails that you can take your furbabies on.

Rusty and Milo were upset that they were not permitted on some of the trails, so they peed on everything that they could.

There is plenty of interpretive displays along the main trails, with history on the area and the park.

There are a lot of bridges in the park.

Oh, just get over it.

Older bridge covered in moss.

There is also a beautiful lodge that has a cafe and WiFi.

Cafe and Lodge

We will be visiting Silver Falls State Park again as there was too much to see in one trip…and we were too lazy to hike the Trail of Ten Falls this time and I am disappointed with us.

Detroit Lake

Detroit Lake State Park is another 50 miles east of Silver Falls. The lake is huge and is a very popular place in the spring and summer. Plenty of lake for watersports and fishing.

Dawn over Detroit Lake brings with it The Mist.

While looking at the photos from Detroit Lake, I am starting to think that it should have been named Crystal Lake.

Um. Jason? Is that you under there?

The mist floating along the waters of Camp Crystal Lake.

The small town of Detroit is nearby and is the self-proclaimed “motor boat city.” The “motor boat city” has a few small markets, and a few small restaurants and bars. There is also a dog park, which is a small 6’ x 8’ area with a broken fence, but the dogs were happy taking a tinkle there.

Welcome to Detroit Motor Boat City

No. Just No.

Speaking of motorboats, I came across this happy tree.

We found the only WiFi in the town at The Cedars Restaurant and Lounge. We ate buffalo chips, and lounged so much in the lounge that we were still lounging the next day until about noon.

I will admit to overlounging, but I am still sure that this is NOT what I had for dinner.

What I have discovered over the past week and a half is that fall along Highway 22 is quite brief, as this would have been the drive just a few days later.

Mother Nature!! Just stop it! We aren’t even a month into fall.

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